I am a thirty-something girl who has been residing in Utah way too long and dreams of owning a quaint bed and breakfast.

I am fiercely independent, always talking about my family, unintentionally play the one-up game in conversation, want to be Martha Stewart but not in a I-do-everything-on-pintrest kind of way, love to snuggle babies but having my own is my greatest fear in life, putting me in a dating situation is like putting oil in water without getting any of those pretty bubbles, oh and i sleepwalk.